Here is 2 minutes of these finches I bought Tyler for his 30th birthday, which is today. I also bought the supplies for Tyler to build the bird cage. I was planning on helping him, but it’s mostly a one-man job. I helped some. Mostly I got drunk. Musical arrangment courtesy of 99.5 classical MPR.

Tyler is going skydiving right now. So… here’s a story:

Tyler has always wanted to go skydiving on his 30th birthday, apparently ever since a child. I tried to get some information on skydiving for him, but I didn’t try very hard and was also like… I don’t have that kinda skydiving money to be throwin’ around!
Meanwhile, this ‘gamer’ friend (like videogamer) of Tyler’s has sort of been creepin’ on my turf lately. His name is Rich. so Rich all of a sudden gets Tyler this skydiving lesson, and Tyler’s all excited about it, naturally. And I’m all like… uhm, whatever, it’s cool I guess… I’m gonna get you a bird and a plant, so…

And, I am also like, “Tyler, be careful this dude is trying to buy you off…”, and Tyler’s like, “Hmm, no that’s not it.” And I’m like, “Just you wait and see.”

So, last night this dude Rich comes over to play videogame and take Tyler to skydive in the morning and so I’m like cool I’m going to spend the night and keep a little eye on this mother fucker.

Long story short, this dude Rich gets all upset because apparently he didn’t know Tyler and I were like together or whatever, and turns into a little fag and is all like I’m not taking you skydiving, blah, blah, I thought you knew I liked you, I’m not gonna hang around and watch this, blah, blah I’m gay.

And I’m like… what a lame queer.

THE END.

Just made $60 doing lawn work w my friend and boyfriend and now there’s an eclipse of the sun!!

A giant Peony Ty picked for me and a weird silver dish I got as a gift.

Salvation Army find!! I keep him on top of the turrlet so he can check out my dick when I piss.

Party Pictures. I’m mailing them to my momz for Mother’s Day.

Made Brunswick Stew for supper. In case you’re not hip to the jive, Brunswick Stew is a tomato based stew specific to the Southeast / Appalachian region. Don’t be fooled by the rumors, it was invented in Georgia by hicks who ate squirrels… Not Virginia. More like Vaginaaaaaa.

I fuckin love it!

PS. This stew was a meatloaf 2 days ago. Then spaghetti sauce yesterday. And now this. Just like a butterfly.

At Tyler’s house today I applied for two job, pushed a push mower, trimmed a bush with loppers, fixed grilled cheese and salami sandwiches. Washed my pants. Flipped thru Oriental Trading Co.

This weekend has been a real sausage party. On Thursday we ate bratwursts. On Friday we ate Italian Sausage. On Saturday we ate Kielbasa. Today I am making Sausage Medly.

You heard me! SAUSAGE MEDLY.

I also got laid really good.

Good bye.

FUN!

Tyler and a rifle.

Bang on the Range.

Tyler diggin’ up a big ol’ hole. Look at those muscles!!

Chicken$! Delicious chickens.

Fun finds on the Range.

Some portion of Tyler’s family land up on the Iron Range. Today we started talking about building a house on it.

I live in the Ghetto / Bad Drivers portion currently (though, I’ve yet to witness the real life ghetto …. cept maybe in North MPLS.. but still nothing like an ATL ghetto), and this weekend I am going up to Tyler’s parents who live in the Iron Range portion.

Probably gonna stay in his parent’s cabin-shack and eat some shrooms and hang in the sauna. Sounds neat.