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Job Interview Clothes.
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Just made $60 doing lawn work w my friend and boyfriend and now there’s an eclipse of the sun!!
A giant Peony Ty picked for me and a weird silver dish I got as a gift.
Salvation Army find!! I keep him on top of the turrlet so he can check out my dick when I piss.
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Party Pictures. I’m mailing them to my momz for Mother’s Day.
Made Brunswick Stew for supper. In case you’re not hip to the jive, Brunswick Stew is a tomato based stew specific to the Southeast / Appalachian region. Don’t be fooled by the rumors, it was invented in Georgia by hicks who ate squirrels… Not Virginia. More like Vaginaaaaaa.
I fuckin love it!
PS. This stew was a meatloaf 2 days ago. Then spaghetti sauce yesterday. And now this. Just like a butterfly.
At Tyler’s house today I applied for two job, pushed a push mower, trimmed a bush with loppers, fixed grilled cheese and salami sandwiches. Washed my pants. Flipped thru Oriental Trading Co.
This weekend has been a real sausage party. On Thursday we ate bratwursts. On Friday we ate Italian Sausage. On Saturday we ate Kielbasa. Today I am making Sausage Medly.
You heard me! SAUSAGE MEDLY.
I also got laid really good.
Good bye.
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FUN!
Tyler and a rifle.