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The trouble with swap is where to stop!

The trouble with swap is where to stop!

Accomplishment 1•23•12?
successfully completed this tee joint in flat position weld.

Accomplishment 1•23•12?
successfully completed this tee joint in flat position weld.

"the above is a recreation of the original bat attack" - you are a genius and i love you

You know fRi3nD, It’s like this: heLLoO0()0oO0ooo.

In addition, that bat situation was out of control.

i miss you stupidbiccchhh (from your friendly human@computer)
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You know? It’s like this. HelLo0oO()00oo fRI3nD.

A toilet at a bar in Charleston, SC.

A toilet at a bar in Charleston, SC.

People in Minneapolis are fuckin’ out of control ridiculous. My friends neighbors pants.

People in Minneapolis are fuckin’ out of control ridiculous. My friends neighbors pants.

Something strange that happened the night before last. I tried to figure out which van it was but there are one billion vans around here.

Something strange that happened the night before last. I tried to figure out which van it was but there are one billion vans around here.

BAT CRISIS 2012
Tonight I came home and when I was walking up the stairs this thing flew at me and like touched my head and then flew up the stairs scaring the shit out of me!!
At first I thought it was a giant moth like they have in Tennessee, but then I remembered I am in Minnesota. No giant moths here in January. So I figured it was a scary little black bird.
I drank a beer and decided to go investigate the premises and if I could help the bird out I would do so. After the bird flew at me a few times and grossed me the fuck out, I went and got a flashlight. When I came back it seemed like the bird dissappered. I walked closer to where I thought it may have escapred out of, and that’s when I noticed the bird was HANGING UPSIDE DOWN BY IT’S FEET AND HAD FUR…
because it wasn’t a bird. It was a bat. The above is a recreation of the initial bat attack.
My crack addled neighbor came huffing and grunting up the stairs. I tried to get out of there to avoid having to talk to him. But to no avail. So, I told him about the bat. He pretty much wanted to catch it, and wanted me to help. I was like fuck you dude I ain’t touchin’ a fuckin’ bat.
So, I propped open a door in the hallway and hopefully the bat will escape without turning into a vampire and killing us all first. Or giving anyone rabies.

BAT CRISIS 2012

Tonight I came home and when I was walking up the stairs this thing flew at me and like touched my head and then flew up the stairs scaring the shit out of me!!

At first I thought it was a giant moth like they have in Tennessee, but then I remembered I am in Minnesota. No giant moths here in January. So I figured it was a scary little black bird.

I drank a beer and decided to go investigate the premises and if I could help the bird out I would do so. After the bird flew at me a few times and grossed me the fuck out, I went and got a flashlight. When I came back it seemed like the bird dissappered. I walked closer to where I thought it may have escapred out of, and that’s when I noticed the bird was HANGING UPSIDE DOWN BY IT’S FEET AND HAD FUR…

because it wasn’t a bird. It was a bat. The above is a recreation of the initial bat attack.

My crack addled neighbor came huffing and grunting up the stairs. I tried to get out of there to avoid having to talk to him. But to no avail. So, I told him about the bat. He pretty much wanted to catch it, and wanted me to help. I was like fuck you dude I ain’t touchin’ a fuckin’ bat.

So, I propped open a door in the hallway and hopefully the bat will escape without turning into a vampire and killing us all first. Or giving anyone rabies.

MN humour.

MN humour.

Tales From a Drunkard 12012?
I woke up and drank two cups of coffee and then smoked a bowl and cracked open two beers. I don’t have school today, nor a job. However, I do have to go to the post office to pick up a bong that my adopted jewish friend mailed to me.
It is snowing. The shower has been running for almost an hour and a half and I am listening to Throbbing Gristle. Some fucked up shit.
Beer number three, shower, nap, then something.

Tales From a Drunkard 12012?

I woke up and drank two cups of coffee and then smoked a bowl and cracked open two beers. I don’t have school today, nor a job. However, I do have to go to the post office to pick up a bong that my adopted jewish friend mailed to me.

It is snowing. The shower has been running for almost an hour and a half and I am listening to Throbbing Gristle. Some fucked up shit.

Beer number three, shower, nap, then something.

She had a dream. A dream about her weave.

She had a dream. A dream about her weave.

UPDATE
I started welding classes last week. I fuckin’ love it. Here I am demonstrating how to smoke a bowl wearing TIG / GTAW gloves. This is what I’m taking:
Gas Metal Arc Welding
Flux Core Arc Welding
Gas Tungsten Arc Welding - AC / DC applications.
It’s hard. After this semester I will hopefully pass 2 or 3 certifications. then I will get a job and buy a Land Rover!! A LAND ROVER!!!
In other news, boys are stoopid and blah blah blah, but they’re also cool. Confusing. Last night I got shit-faced alone at the bar. It was intentional. for some reason I just wanted to get shit-face alone at the bar. It was Sunday.
Let’s all take a brief moment to observe the powerful impact of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

UPDATE

I started welding classes last week. I fuckin’ love it. Here I am demonstrating how to smoke a bowl wearing TIG / GTAW gloves. This is what I’m taking:

Gas Metal Arc Welding

Flux Core Arc Welding

Gas Tungsten Arc Welding - AC / DC applications.

It’s hard. After this semester I will hopefully pass 2 or 3 certifications. then I will get a job and buy a Land Rover!! A LAND ROVER!!!

In other news, boys are stoopid and blah blah blah, but they’re also cool. Confusing. Last night I got shit-faced alone at the bar. It was intentional. for some reason I just wanted to get shit-face alone at the bar. It was Sunday.

Let’s all take a brief moment to observe the powerful impact of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

A walleye Tyler’s brother caught ice fishing.

A walleye Tyler’s brother caught ice fishing.

Eveleth, MN

Eveleth, MN