"the above is a recreation of the original bat attack" - you are a genius and i love you
You know fRi3nD, It’s like this: heLLoO0()0oO0ooo.
In addition, that bat situation was out of control.
i miss you stupidbiccchhh (from your friendly human@computer)
AnonymousYou know? It’s like this. HelLo0oO()00oo fRI3nD.
Something strange that happened the night before last. I tried to figure out which van it was but there are one billion vans around here.
BAT CRISIS 2012
Tonight I came home and when I was walking up the stairs this thing flew at me and like touched my head and then flew up the stairs scaring the shit out of me!!
At first I thought it was a giant moth like they have in Tennessee, but then I remembered I am in Minnesota. No giant moths here in January. So I figured it was a scary little black bird.
I drank a beer and decided to go investigate the premises and if I could help the bird out I would do so. After the bird flew at me a few times and grossed me the fuck out, I went and got a flashlight. When I came back it seemed like the bird dissappered. I walked closer to where I thought it may have escapred out of, and that’s when I noticed the bird was HANGING UPSIDE DOWN BY IT’S FEET AND HAD FUR…
because it wasn’t a bird. It was a bat. The above is a recreation of the initial bat attack.
My crack addled neighbor came huffing and grunting up the stairs. I tried to get out of there to avoid having to talk to him. But to no avail. So, I told him about the bat. He pretty much wanted to catch it, and wanted me to help. I was like fuck you dude I ain’t touchin’ a fuckin’ bat.
So, I propped open a door in the hallway and hopefully the bat will escape without turning into a vampire and killing us all first. Or giving anyone rabies.
Tales From a Drunkard 12012?
I woke up and drank two cups of coffee and then smoked a bowl and cracked open two beers. I don’t have school today, nor a job. However, I do have to go to the post office to pick up a bong that my adopted jewish friend mailed to me.
It is snowing. The shower has been running for almost an hour and a half and I am listening to Throbbing Gristle. Some fucked up shit.
Beer number three, shower, nap, then something.
UPDATE
I started welding classes last week. I fuckin’ love it. Here I am demonstrating how to smoke a bowl wearing TIG / GTAW gloves. This is what I’m taking:
Gas Metal Arc Welding
Flux Core Arc Welding
Gas Tungsten Arc Welding - AC / DC applications.
It’s hard. After this semester I will hopefully pass 2 or 3 certifications. then I will get a job and buy a Land Rover!! A LAND ROVER!!!
In other news, boys are stoopid and blah blah blah, but they’re also cool. Confusing. Last night I got shit-faced alone at the bar. It was intentional. for some reason I just wanted to get shit-face alone at the bar. It was Sunday.
Let’s all take a brief moment to observe the powerful impact of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
